"Pursuing butter bandits thru the Croissant Valley"

"Give me a few minutes to crawl out of this and explain to the police."

"A long-haul trucker in Milwaukee named Cletus"

"Powerwash the spinach from your teeth"

"(A smattering of brief encounters)"

"Drive the Peucedes."

"(A smattering of brief encounters)"

"I use "Tom" only to keep away the stalkers"

"No one ever went broke gambling on human gullibility"

"Sparks from the open pit tin mine"

"Pets in the park bagged their own poop"