"burping his way through the early German Baroque masters"

"...she took my children, my home..."

"Oatmeal for dinner! Ooooo, yummies!"

"I think it's called Self-Pugilism Syndrome"

"I'm always scared of shocks"

"Pursuing butter bandits thru the Croissant Valley"

"Give me a few minutes to crawl out of this and explain to the police."

"A long-haul trucker in Milwaukee named Cletus"

"Powerwash the spinach from your teeth"

"(A smattering of brief encounters)"

"Drive the Peucedes."

"(A smattering of brief encounters)"