"The Department of Inferior Standards"

"An ignoble but naive dwarf called Thak"

"burping his way through the early German Baroque masters"

"...she took my children, my home..."

"Oatmeal for dinner! Ooooo, yummies!"

"I think it's called Self-Pugilism Syndrome"

"I'm always scared of shocks"

"Pursuing butter bandits thru the Croissant Valley"

"Give me a few minutes to crawl out of this and explain to the police."

"A long-haul trucker in Milwaukee named Cletus"

"Powerwash the spinach from your teeth"

"(A smattering of brief encounters)"