"My blood pressure machine"

"I love your dimples"

"Ooooo, you need coolant"

"Carom off the Weeniemobile"

"Anny, have you ever forgotten your own name?"

"Timeless as talc!"

"Port-o-potty caught in a tornado."

"Or, swamp, to you and me"

"The Lowly Comma"

"The Department of Inferior Standards"

"An ignoble but naive dwarf called Thak"

"burping his way through the early German Baroque masters"