"Timeless as talc!"

"Port-o-potty caught in a tornado."

"Or, swamp, to you and me"

"The Lowly Comma"

"The Department of Inferior Standards"

"An ignoble but naive dwarf called Thak"

"burping his way through the early German Baroque masters"

"...she took my children, my home..."

"Oatmeal for dinner! Ooooo, yummies!"

"I think it's called Self-Pugilism Syndrome"

"I'm always scared of shocks"

"Pursuing butter bandits thru the Croissant Valley"